I will now be accepting orders for iPhone 5. I do not know when it will ship, or how much it will cost, but if you send me $1,500 today I will accept your pre-order. All you need to do when iPhone 5 goes on sale is email me a reminder and a payment for the price of the phone when it is released and within 6-8 weeks I will send you your phone.
Why pre-order in some store in China when there is a perfectly good pre-order operation here!
Sounds like “Please come and be my slave” :)